Q: IS ISLAMOPHOBIN® RIGHT FOR ME?
A: If you hate or fear Muslims, people who look like Muslims or have Muslim sounding names, then ISLAMOPHOBIN® is right for you. This product helps reduce bigotry caused by hijab sightings and words like “Insha’Allah.”
Q: IF I FORGET TO TAKE MY DAILY DOSE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
A: Do NOT panic. Bigots are always forgetful. If you miss a dose, take your next dose at its regularly scheduled time.
Q: WILL I FEEL WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS IF I ABRUPTLY STOP TAKING ISLAMOPHOBIN®?
A: It is advisable to slowly reduce your dose of Islamophobia, otherwise, you may develop symptoms including:
- Sleeplessness resulting from the sneaking suspicion that there is a Muslim under your bed.
- Irritability at the increasing diversity in America.
- Disappointment brought on by the growing inability to appreciate the taste of hummus, biryani and bean pies.
Q: CAN I TAKE ISLAMOPHOBIN® IF I AM PREGNANT?
A: Yes, if you wish to give birth to a tolerant and open-minded child.